Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...