Can I play the piano once these are off?
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My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
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The Line
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How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Life is cruel
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