Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...