How do you make a dead baby float?
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Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
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The farmer’s wife.
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Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
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