MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
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This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
The Feline Diet
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