Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...