Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...