Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
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Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
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Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...