Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.