Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...