Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!