Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...