Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...