yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.