Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...