How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...