Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
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Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...