Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...