Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...