Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
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Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...