Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...