The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...