A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...