Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...