A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...