Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...