Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...