Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Strange grants given
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Put me into a fighting mood
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Merry Christmas law
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