Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...