Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...