Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
New Win98 Error Codes
The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes AssignedWinerr 000 – Unexpected Intelligent User...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...