Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!