Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.