Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...