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A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
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In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
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Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
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What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...