To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!