Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...