Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...