What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...