A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...