Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Winning Nobel prize
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Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...