Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation…
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...