He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...