How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
womens monthly pain
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Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...