Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...