Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...