Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou