Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...