Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
a mean looking woman
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Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...