Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
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Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Buying drinks at a bar
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