Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...