String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...